Archive for May, 2011
A Little Light Breakfast Conversation
by Tee on May.04, 2011, under Husbandry
Ian: (to Mom as Dad is putting his breakfast dishes away) Kids grow up?
Mom: (to Ian) That’s right, Ian, kids grow up.
Ian: And parents get more kids?
Pause
Mom: No…Ian, no more kids for your parents…
Enter Morgan fashionably late and looking fabulous.
Morgan: (to anyone as Dad is exiting to get a shower and get dressed for the day) What? No more kids?
Dad: (as he exits) No more brothers or sisters for you and Ian.
Morgan (satisfied with this answer): Oh, okay.
Pause. Dad continues downstairs.
Morgan (to Mom): Hey, Mom? How do babies get produced into bellies?
Dad turns the shower on and takes his last nice, long hot shower as the father of a totally innocent little girl.
Finis